The Dustbins Of Your Mind - Benny Hill

Tabbed from youtube so any corrections etc welcome.

Intro = C                                Dm
        La la la la la la la la di di di di
        
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        La la la la la la la la di di di
 
Verse 1
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My lovely Auntie Lil took our bus inspector Bill into her 
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bedroom and with great annoyance said
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Outside our house you've put a stop sign and all the passengers on top
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can look in and see my husband and me in bed
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He said you're joking she said you'll see just lie down on the bed
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with me so he laid down with her to avoid more fuss
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Her old man came in and saw 'em but Bill kept his decorum
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He said it's alright I'm just waiting for a bus

Chorus
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The early morning mist the first time that we kissed outside the churchyard
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Some words of wisdom spoken by a gentleman whose face was old and lined
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The swiftly fading memory of a song that we used to sing as children
      G                                                                    C    
These are the things you'll find amongst the ashes of the dustbins of your mind

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La la la la la la la la di di di di
        
C                             G
La la la la la la la la di di di
 
Verse 2 
      C
On an outing by the sea two old men sat near to me took off their boots
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for a paddle by the pier  
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One of them said you rotten swine your feet are dirtier than mine
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He said of course they are I didn't come last year 
C
And on the seawall by the sand a boy was holding in his hand
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a cornet he had bought from the cafeteria
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He dropped it down a lady's neck and she hollered bloomin' 'eck
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That seagull must've flown in straight from Siberia       

Chorus
C                 Em       Am                 C                  Dm
The early morning mist the first time that we kissed outside the churchyard
     G                                                            C
Some words of wisdom spoken by a gentleman whose face was old and lined
C                  Em          Am                   C       Dm                  
The swiftly fading memory of a song that we used to sing as children
      G                                                                    C    
These are the things you'll find amongst the ashes of the dustbins of your mind

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La la la la la la la la di di di di
        
C                             G
La la la la la la la la di di di
 

Verse 3
     C
When Charlie passed away his young wife heard him say I've been unfaithful 
       Dm            F
to you many times my dear
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She said darling never mind in fact I knew it all the time
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That's why I put that arsenic in your beer
C
Old Ted once took offence it was the one outside our gents it was opened up
                F   Dm
officially last year
           F                              C
And it was christened by Lord Gray people came from miles away
            F                   G           C
'Cos they'd heard that he was a liberal old peer

Chorus
C                 Em       Am                 C                  Dm
The early morning mist the first time that we kissed outside the churchyard
     G                                                            C
Some words of wisdom spoken by a gentleman whose face was old and lined
C                  Em          Am                   C       Dm                  
The swiftly fading memory of a song that we used to sing as children
      G                                                                    C    
These are the things you'll find amongst the ashes of the dustbins of your mind

C                                Dm
La la la la la la la la di di di di
        
C                             G
La la la la la la la la di di di