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Sweaty Betty
			'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads

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Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)

Intro....G D F D x 4,
	G D E D x 4

Well, she wore big knickers,
				G      D  E  D
And she worked on a sewage farm,
I got me hand down her jeans an',
		          G      D  E  D
I nearly lost half me arm,
    F			D
But after ten pints,she looked quite fit,
         C			      Bb
Couldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.
	 G       E  F  E
Sweaty Betty,                x2

G					 G  D  E  D
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
          G      			             G  D  E  D
I've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,
          F		     D
She had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,
C				 Bb
Thirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty,
She eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty,
She's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty,
Have you smelt her breath,
Sweaty Betty,
She'll crush A man to death           G  D  E  D x2.

G				   G  D  E  D
And I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,
        G				     G  D  E  D
So I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,
   F                    D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
     C                             Bb
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

G  D  F  D x4
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty ,
Sweaty Betty.

F                       D
An' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,
     C                      Bb
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm
					G  D F D x 4
Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G  D  E  D { to the end....}

Sweaty Betty She's so obscene,

Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,

Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,

Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.
Macc Lads - Sweaty Betty :: indexed at Ultimate Guitar.
Sweaty Betty tabs @ 911Tabs
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About the artist behind Sweaty Betty:

The Macc Lads - the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom" - formed in the late 1970s in Macclesfield, UK, playing a fusion of punk and hard rock. Their career spanned the years 1981 to 1995 and they became notorious for their foul mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia. They managed to offend a great many people (which was the intention) and were repeatedly banned from venues and radio stations whilst retaining a die hard fan base.

They are perhaps best described as the musical equivalent of the Viz comic, sharing many of the same themes (although Splodgenessabounds claimed the same). Indeed an early Viz character Brown Bottle made his first (and thus far only) live appearance in the music video for the song Barrel's Round.

Their song lyrics cover an array of subjects, including beer, sex, chips 'n' gravy, football, fighting, and bodily functions. "Newkie Brown" beer makes an appearance in one song, as does Willies (J W Lees), but Boddingtons is the beer of choice for a true Macc Lad. And according to the Lads' songs, forcing a gay man to drink several pints of Boddingtons will change his sexual orientation. Numerous synonyms for female genitalia, sexual intercourse, and homosexuals have been coined by The Macc Lads throughout the years, which is a great source of pride. However, frontman/bassist Muttley McLad is reported to have said that his proudest achievement is rhyming "George Michael" with "menstrual cycle".

Indexed at Wikipedia.

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