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Sweaty Beaty
Intro/Chorus

G         D      F         D
3-3-3-5-3-2------1-1-1-0-1-2--------|
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Verse
G, D, Em, D
F, D, F, D

Solo
G     D      Em   D
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0-0-0-2-2-2-4p7-4-2-----------------|
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G                                                G D Em D
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
        G                                               G D Em D
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
      F                    D
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
           F                       D
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

G D Em D
Sweaty Beaty
           G D Em D
Sweaty Beaty

G                             G D Em D
Slap that and ride the ripples,

G                                          G D Em D
just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
  F            D
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts,
  F                             D
thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

Chorus
         G                D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
         F                         D
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
         G                           D
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
          F                  D
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

G                               G D Em D
I knew that she wanted me to shag her,
     G                                     G D Em D
so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
      F                 D
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
      F                            D
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

Solo x4

Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty
Sweaty Betty
        F                                  D
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
        F                                  D
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.

G                D
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
         F                D
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
         G                D
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
         F                D
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
            G D Em D
Sweaty Betty
            G D       Em    D
Swetty Betty,   She's so obscene,
            G D                 Em D
Swetty Betty,   three tons of margarine,
            G  D                Em     D
Swetty Betty,    She's like a lump of lard
               G  D           Em    D
But Sweaty Betty,   makes my willy hard.

G
SWETTY BETTY

thats it.
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Macc Lads - Sweaty Beaty :: indexed at Ultimate Guitar.
Sweaty Beaty tabs @ 911Tabs
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About the artist behind Sweaty Beaty:

The Macc Lads - the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom" - formed in the late 1970s in Macclesfield, UK, playing a fusion of punk and hard rock. Their career spanned the years 1981 to 1995 and they became notorious for their foul mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia. They managed to offend a great many people (which was the intention) and were repeatedly banned from venues and radio stations whilst retaining a die hard fan base.

They are perhaps best described as the musical equivalent of the Viz comic, sharing many of the same themes (although Splodgenessabounds claimed the same). Indeed an early Viz character Brown Bottle made his first (and thus far only) live appearance in the music video for the song Barrel's Round.

Their song lyrics cover an array of subjects, including beer, sex, chips 'n' gravy, football, fighting, and bodily functions. "Newkie Brown" beer makes an appearance in one song, as does Willies (J W Lees), but Boddingtons is the beer of choice for a true Macc Lad. And according to the Lads' songs, forcing a gay man to drink several pints of Boddingtons will change his sexual orientation. Numerous synonyms for female genitalia, sexual intercourse, and homosexuals have been coined by The Macc Lads throughout the years, which is a great source of pride. However, frontman/bassist Muttley McLad is reported to have said that his proudest achievement is rhyming "George Michael" with "menstrual cycle".

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