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Macc Lads

This is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a 
piece of piss so get learnin!!

Intro: Em, G, C, Em
       Em, G, C, B

Em              G               C            Em
I walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
             Em               G
There were a fit crack in the corner but
  C                 B
I knew her cunt was smelly,
    Em               G              C              Em
She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
Em                 G                 C              B
Said her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
      Em               G
Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard,
         C              Em
and it's nearly closing time,
           Em                     G
I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
         C                    B
And I'll grummage through the slime...

Em               C               B
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
          Em            C              B
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
         Em                   C            B
With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
Em              C                 B
Spends her life just lying on her back.

Em               G
Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
    C                  Em
And strolled along the cut,
          Em                       G
She said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
     C                  B
So I slammed her half a foot.
       Em                           G
Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
      C                   Em
And I knew just what fu-t do,
         Em                       G
I got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
  C                         B
I lost it right up to me tattoo.

Em               C               B
Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
          Em            C              B
She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
Em              C                B
Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
Em           C           B
So crabs and herpes and VD.
Oh Charlotte.....

Break: Em, G, C, Em
       Em, G, C, B

Em          G
And we ended up at her place,
      C                 Em
And I waded through the johnnies,
         Em                  G
She put another notch in her bedstead,
      C                  B
while I watched "The Two Ronnies".

Em               C               B
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
    Em               C                    B
She lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
      Em              C              B
She's always got fu-t take the upper hand,
        Em                      C            B   B   A   G
And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
Macc Lads - Charlotte :: indexed at Ultimate Guitar.
Charlotte tabs @ 911Tabs
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About the artist behind Charlotte:

The Macc Lads - the self proclaimed "rudest crudest lewdest drunkest band in Christendom" - formed in the late 1970s in Macclesfield, UK, playing a fusion of punk and hard rock. Their career spanned the years 1981 to 1995 and they became notorious for their foul mouthed lyrics, political incorrectness, drinking, sexism and homophobia. They managed to offend a great many people (which was the intention) and were repeatedly banned from venues and radio stations whilst retaining a die hard fan base.

They are perhaps best described as the musical equivalent of the Viz comic, sharing many of the same themes (although Splodgenessabounds claimed the same). Indeed an early Viz character Brown Bottle made his first (and thus far only) live appearance in the music video for the song Barrel's Round.

Their song lyrics cover an array of subjects, including beer, sex, chips 'n' gravy, football, fighting, and bodily functions. "Newkie Brown" beer makes an appearance in one song, as does Willies (J W Lees), but Boddingtons is the beer of choice for a true Macc Lad. And according to the Lads' songs, forcing a gay man to drink several pints of Boddingtons will change his sexual orientation. Numerous synonyms for female genitalia, sexual intercourse, and homosexuals have been coined by The Macc Lads throughout the years, which is a great source of pride. However, frontman/bassist Muttley McLad is reported to have said that his proudest achievement is rhyming "George Michael" with "menstrual cycle".

Indexed at Wikipedia.

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