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Russian Unicorn Chords
[INTRO]

Dm Bb C

[VERSE]

Dm
I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
Bb                           C
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
                                  Dm
He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
Bb                    C
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself

[PRE-CHORUS]

Dm                     F
Why don't y'all just float off
C
Now you're useless
Dm                     F      C
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
Dm            F          C
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
Dm        C
There she go
     Bb       Am
Now watch me flow

[CHORUS]

Bb                Dm
Oh, the night is young
                   C                 G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
               Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
          Dm              C
While my roomie's out hiking
            G                  Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
                      Bb            C
And hope my roommate don't come home

[VERSE]

Dm
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
Bb                      C
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
Dm
We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?
Bb                                C
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.

[PRE-CHORUS]

Dm           F       C
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
Dm          F                 C
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
         Dm          F             C
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
Dm               F
When I count to three dismount

[CHORUS]

Bb                Dm
Oh, the night is young
                   C                 G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
               Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
          Dm              C
While my roomie's out hiking
            G                  Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue

[BRIDGE]

Dm                          G
I think that I ought to confess
       D#
I drink fire water
Dm
But I don't want the keys to your van
           G               D#
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn

[INSTRUMENTAL]

Dm F G D#

        Dm
We can shoot a unicorn
         F
Girl, I know you'll like the horn
         G
And I'm gonna keep you warm
          D#
Till you wake up in the morning
Dm   F                      G    G#
(Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops
                         Dm
I didn't mean to do that
      F                                     G                        D#
Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
Dm                                          C
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff)
    Bb
Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
      Am
Hey, that's ok girl! 
       Dm
Them strawberries look juicy

[CHORUS]

Bb                Dm
Oh, the night is young
                   C                 G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
               Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
          Dm              C
While my roomie's out hiking
            G                  Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb       Dm                        C             G
(Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home
            Bb            Dm
Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh)
                      C             G
And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb          Dm            C
I got your Barbie zucchini
               Bb
Happy Monsoon Day! 
         Dm                   C
And you promised you'd lick it
           G
I'm gonna save a mental kitty

I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
 
 
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