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David Ippolito - Facebook Is A Stupid Idiot Tab
Hey ppl, this is the Facebook song, heard it very recently, ironically on facebook..

What the F#%k is Farmville -by- David Ippolito
Tabbed by Prafulla Shahi

Chords used:
D	xx0232
C	x32010
G	320033
Em7	022030
Em	022000
Asus4	x02230
A	x02220

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*Intro:*
---------
     D       
E||-----------------2----|----------------------|-------2--------------|
B||------------3---------|--3-------------------|--3---------3---------|
G||-------2--------------|-------2---------2----|-----------------2----|
D||--0-------------------|------------0---------|----------------------|
A||----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|
E||----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|

Em7               D                         
--2--------------2----|--3-------------2----|--L--------------2----|--2-----------|
------------3---------|---------------------|------------3---------|----3----3----|
-------2--------------|---------------------|-------2--------------|------2-------|
--0-------------------|-----------2----0----|--L-------------------|--0-----------|
----------------------|--2------------------|----------------------|--------------|
----------------------|---------------------|----------------------|--------------|

C                      Em7                    Em                                      
----------------------|--3---------3---------|----------------------|--0----------|
--1-------------------|----------------------|------------0---------|-------------|
-------0---------0----|----------------------|-----------------0----|-------------|
------------2---------|----------------------|-------2--------------|-------------|
--3-------------------|--2----2---------2----|--2-------------------|--2----------|
----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|-------------|

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*Verse 1:*
----------
  D                      C                      G                    
-----------------2----|----------------------|----------------------|
------------3---------|-----------------1----|----------------------|
-------2--------------|------------0---------|-----------------0----|
--0-------------------|-------2--------------|------------0---------|
----------------------|--3-------------------|-------2--------------|
----------------------|----------------------|--3-------------------|

D                      Em7                    C                  
-----------------2----|----------------------|----------------------|
------------3---------|-----------------3----|-----------------1----|
-------2--------------|------------0---------|------------0---------|
--0-------------------|-------2--------------|-------2--------------|
----------------------|--2-------------------|--3-------------------|
----------------------|----------------------|----------------------|

G                      Em                    D                      C                 
----------------------|---------------------|-----------------2----|------------|
----------------------|---------------------|------------3---------|-------1----|
-----------------0----|---------------------|-------2--------------|-----0------|
------------0---------|------------2--------|--0-------------------|---2--------|
-------2--------------|-------2-------------|----------------------|-3----------|
--3-------------------|--0------------------|----------------------|------------|

G                      D                      Em7             
----------------------|-----------------2----|------------0----0----|
----------------------|------------3---------|------------3----3----|
-----------------0----|-------2--------------|------------0----0----|
------------0---------|--0-------------------|-------2----2----2----|
-------2--------------|----------------------|-------2----2----2----|
--3-------------------|----------------------|--0---------0----0----|

C                         G                         Asus4            
--0----0----0---L---0----|--3----3----3---L---3----|--0-----0----0----0----|
--1----1----1---L---1----|--3----3----3---L---3----|--3-----3----3----3----|
--0----0----0---L---0----|--0----0----0---L---0----|--2-----2----2----2----|
--2----2----2p--0h--2----|--0----0----0---L---0----|--2-----2----2----2----|
--3----3----3---L---3----|--2----2----2p--0h--2----|--0-----0----0----0----|
-------------------------|--3----3----3---L---3----|-----------------------|

Asus4                                        
--0----0----0----0----||
--3----3----3----3----||
--2----2----2----2----||
--2----2----2----2----||
--0----0----0----0----||
----------------------||

Verse 1:
--------
  D	       C
I saw my ex on Facebook 
      G			  D
But I wanted to do what's best.
	 Em7		   C
Show her there are no hard feelings so
  G			Em
I sent her a "friend request".
	    D		       C
But now her photo pops in that random 6
    G		      D
And I just think it's mean 
	  Em7		    C	  
There she is with a new guy makin' out
   G	       Asus4	Asus4
on my computer screen!

Chorus:
--------
D	      C		    G	|Asus4 A|
Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x3)

Verse 2:
--------
D			  C
Jane said you gotta be on Facebook
   G			  D
to connect in the digital age.
	Em7	       C
So like everyone else  and their pets
	 G		 Em(stop strumming)
I got my face a Facebook page.
	D		     C
Now the learning curve was a bitch at first.
	 G		 D
I didn't know 'til I got burned
	    Em7			      C
that what I wrote on my wall could be seen by all.
		G		   Asus4	Asus4
That's just the first thing that I learned.

Chorus:
-------
D	      C		    G	|Asus4 A|
Facebook is a stupid idiot! (x2)

Verse 3:
--------
	 D			  C
It's the place for worthless information
	G	   D
like an insane almanac.
      Em7	    C
Where women post minutiae
	      G		      Em	Em
and men write stupid comments back.
      D			   C
Where women can vent about mundane events
        G	      D
and inundate the Internet.
	  Em7		C
And where clueless men "friend" women
	    G	       Asus4	Asus4
who they've never even met.

Alter 1:
--------
G	      Asus4
Facebook is a stupid idiot
       D		G
'cause I could stand to miss
	      Em7		   C
the fact that Tanya thinks all her friends are "AWESOME"
	G			Asus4
and for some reason Pete "likes this".
    G			  Asus4
And Rita reports that the trucks are loud
	D		 G
but she still loves this city. It proves that 
Em7	      C
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Interlude:
----------
D Em

Verse 4:
---------
    D		       C
Now some woman sent me flowers 
	  G		      D
'though I don't even know her name.
	 Em7		   C
I stayed home that day for hours
       G	    Em
but no flowers ever came.
	 D		 	  C
Then she started sending hugs and drinks. Of course 
       G	     D
all of it completely fake.
	 Em7			C
Then she hit me with a "virtual pillow"
	 G		  Asus4		Asus4
How much shit can one man take?

Alter 2:
--------
G	      Asus4
Facebook is a stupid idiot
       D	       G
'cause I don't need to read
	Em7		 C
all the everyday hapless crap out there
     G(stop strumming)		Asus4
then ZAP! It's a "News Feed".
      G			    Asus4
Like: Jenny just made Ben's favorite stew
	 D	       G
and gave some to their kitty. It proves that 
Em7	      C
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Verse 5:
--------
    C		    D
Now some guy with a mind for trivia
	 C	    G		     D
wants to know...how mine compares to his.
	Em7		   C
But I'm gonna buy a gun if he sends one more
G	       Em	Em
f#%king "movie quiz."
    D			C
And Liza says she needs fertilizer
	   G		       D
'cause her FarmVille crops are small.
"WHAT THE F#%K IS FARMVILLE?"
    Em7				  C
And Missy says she's just so damn busy today 
	G			 Asus4		Asus4
But had time to write that on my wall!

Alter 3:
--------
G	      Asus4
Facebook is a stupid idiot.
	D		G
There's nothing more to say.
		 Em7
How else would I know that Heather
	     C
thinks that "flip-flop weather"
   G		   Asus4
is finally here to stay!
    	 G	     Asus4
And what did we do before we knew
     D		     G(stop strumming)
that Sue just took a nap.
Em7	      C
Facebook is a stupid idiot.

Chorus:
-------
D	      C		    G	|Asus4 A|
Facebook is a stupid idiot! x4
 
 
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