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The Asshole Song Chords
ASSHOLE SONG

Intro: Spoken
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Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
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When somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
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I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
D
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

D
Were you born an asshole?
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Or did you work at it your whole life?
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Either way it worked out fine
G                        D
'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

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Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
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And don't you try to blame it on me.
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You deserve all the credit.
G                  D
You're an asshole tonight.


D
You were an asshole yesterday.
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You're an asshole tonight.
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And I've got a feelin'
G                                     D
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.



D
And I was talkin' to your mother
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just the other night.
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I told her I thought you were an asshole.
G                              D
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

D
And all your friends are assholes
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'Cause you've known them your whole life.
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And somebody told me
G                           D
You've got an asshole for a wife.

D
Were you born an asshole?
G
Or did you work at it your whole life?
A
Either way it worked out fine
G        A7      D
'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.


 
 
Jimmy Buffett - The Asshole Song Chords :: indexed at Ultimate Guitar.
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About the artist behind The Asshole Song Chords:

James William "Jimmy" Buffett (born December 25, 1946) is a singer, songwriter, author, businessman, and recently a movie producer best known for his "island escapism" lifestyle and music including hits such as "Margaritaville" (No. 234 on the list of "Songs of the Century"), and "Come Monday." He has a devoted base of fans known as "Parrotheads." His band is known as the Coral Reefer Band.

Aside from his career in music, Buffett is also a best-selling writer and is involved in two restaurant chains named after two of his best known songs, "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Margaritaville." He owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain and co-developed the Cheeseburger in Paradise restaurant concept with OSI Restaurant Partners (parent of Outback Steakhouse), which operates the chain under a licensing agreement with Buffett.

He and his wife Jane have two daughters, Savannah Jane and Sarah Delaney, and an adopted son, Cameron Marley.

Indexed at Wikipedia.

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