Playa Haters Tab - Josh Tobin

PLAYA HATERS - Josh Tobin

Tabbed by: Alex Tooke and Drew Davies
Email: [email protected]

Tuning: Standard (e, B, G, D, A, E)

This isn't played on guitar but you can play it anyway

The first 2 notes at the very beginning

e|-----7--7-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

This is the rest of the song.

e|-------7---7------------------------10---9---7-----7---7------------|
B|----------------7--7---7---8---7-----------------------------7------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|

Lyrics

(in a Gandhi accent) 
Don't player hate on me. Play....player hate somebody else. 

Yo, Yoyo, I'm...I'm a gangster, where my dogs at? 
Bark with me if you're my dog. 
Yo yo yo, I'm going, I'm gonna give a shout out to all the player haters.
If you're a player hater, don't pla...player hate on me. I'm ..I'm a gangster.... I'm straight up. 
Grrr, I'm steaming mad. Grrr
I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G 
the gangster life is the life for me. 
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is HELLA tight. 
I walk around town with a stark erection 
Then gave your mom a yeast infection. 
I saw a policeman, and I punched him in the eye 
to serve and protect, what a lie! 
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too 
and don't get me started about the Jews. 
I'm a gangster, Grrr, I'm mad 
I'm a gangster, my rhymes are bad. 
I'm a gangster, I'm iced out like a freezer. 
I'm a gangster, I don't listen to Weezer. 
I dropped out of school at the age of 3 - Why? 
Cause all the teachers tried to player hate on me. Oh. 
My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine 
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame. 
Sisqo is my homie, he's a gangster too. 
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew. 
I like to be in jail, he likes to sing and dance. 
some say were the perfect match. 
step off... 
step back..... 
step awaaay.... 
step back.... 
dont..dont step forward.. 
back!.... 
don't step forwards step backwards... 
backwards... 
don't step to me... 
DO NOT STEP TO MEEEEEEEEE...EEEE... 
I'm giving a shoutout to all ma homies in cell block 8. 
being in jail sucks cause you always have to masturbate. 
except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer. 
they will make mince-meat out of his rear. 
Ben Petty helped me make the gangster beat to this song 
I shot him in the face cause he looked at me wrong. 
I'm a gangster, I drop bombs like Hiroshima. 
I'm a gangster, bitch suck on my wiener. 
I'm a gangster, I drive a cool car. 
I'm a gangster, I smoke weed in a cigar. 
yo! my gangster flow. 
yo!yoyoyo. 
I'm rolling on doughs, iced out like hockey. 
I got kicked outta Japan for drinking all da saki. 
Fuck a bitch, give me head hoe. 
whats up to my dogs, yoyoyo. 
they play this song on the radio all day long, 
so everyone can hear my gangster song. 
nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire- 
oh, there's no beat left... 

(takes out a gun) 

die! die evil Santa Claus, die! 
(Gandhi again) 
I like to slap bitches. 
I like to slap hoes.