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Happy Holidays You Bastard Tab (ver 2) - Blink 182


 
Happy Holidays You Bastard Tab
Song: Happy Holidays, You Bastard
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Tabbed by King Of The Eskimos, 6/28/01
^Note^ This is the funniest, coolest, and all around
best song off the new CD. The CD?s not bad, not as good
as Enema or Dude Ranch, but there are a few really good
songs (such as Stay Together For The Kids, Fuck a Dog,
and The Time You Fucked Grandpa). Anyways, this song?s rad.

Standard Tuning

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents
It?s Christmas Eve and I?ve only wrapped two fuckin presents

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And I hate hate hate your guts
I hate hate hate your guts

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad?ll suck me off

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I?ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
I?ll never talk to you again

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4--------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
A--2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4--4-4-4-4-4-------------------|
E-------------------2--2-2-2-2-2-------------------|
It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs
It?s Labour Day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hotdogs

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
A--6--6--6-6-6-6-2--2--2-2-2-2---------------------|
E--4--4?-4-4-4-4-0--0--0-0-0-0---------------------|
And he shit shit shit his pants
He?s always fuckin shittin his pants

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4---------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
And I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your dad?ll suck me off

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4------------------------------------------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I?ll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock

e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--4--4-4-----------------------4---------4--------|
D--4--4-4-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--4---------4--------|
A--2--2-2-4--4-4-2--2-2-4--4-4--2---------2--------|
E---------2--2-2-0--0-0-2--2-2---------------------|
I?ll never talk to you again
I?ll never talk to you again

And that's that. That's the whole song, 100 percent correct.
Send any comments, suggestions and or large sums of money to
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Thanx for reading my tab, and good luck.

 
 
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About the artist behind Happy Holidays You Bastard Tab:

Blink-182 was an American trio that played pop punk[1][2][3] music. The band originally formed in 1992 in Poway, California[4] (a northern suburb of San Diego) by Tom DeLonge (vocals and guitar) and Mark Hoppus (vocals and bass), who quickly recruited Scott Raynor (drums)[5]. Originally, the band's official name was "Blink", but "182" was appended early in their career following an objection from an Irish band with the same name. In 1998, midway through a U.S. tour, Drummer Travis Barker, who was touring with The Aquabats on the same tour with Blink-182, later played the set because Scott Raynor had to leave for the day. After the set, Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge sat down and talked about Travis Barker joining the band. The next day he became a member of the band and replaced Raynor permanently. DeLonge left the group in early 2005, with the band portraying it as an "indefinite hiatus". DeLonge went on to play alternative rock in a band called Angels & Airwaves, while Hoppus and Barker continued in a similar genre with their band +44.

Blink-182 were known for their catchy, simple melodies, teen angst and lyrical toilet humor. They have sold almost 22 million records worldwide and have gained a strong cult following since their establishment during the mid-90's and especially during the start of their "indefinite hiatus". Songwriters Hoppus and DeLonge cite punk rock bands such as NOFX, The Cure, Dinosaur Jr., The Descendents and Screeching Weasel[6] as their early influences, although the band's songwriting and production were driven by a pop sensibility. The band was primarily known for popular hits such as "All the Small Things", "Adam's Song", "What's My Age Again", "First Date", "The Rock Show", "Dammit", "Feeling This", "I Miss You" and "Stay Together for the Kids".

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