Gaston (ver 2) - Josh Gad

This is definitely not the way they play it in the movie, but this is how I like to play it.
I use the capo on the second frett, but do what ever suits your voice ;) enjoy
(also if anybody has a different chord for the G# please let me know. I dont like the way it sounds,
but I dont know what els to use.)

[Verse]
C                      Am               D                     G
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, Looking so down in the dumps
C                         Am               D                      G
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps
C                           Am                    D                   G
There's no man in town as admired as you, You're everyone's favorite guy
Am          G           F                     D                    G
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, And it's not very hard to see why
G         C                         G
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston
          G                   C
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
            Am                     Dm      Dm        G        C
For there's no man in town half as manly. Perfect, a pure paragon!
        Am                    F
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
            G#             G#          G#           G
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
G         C                               G
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
            G                       C
Who’s much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
     Am                 D
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
G#         G         C
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
  G                     E
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou
              G            A    A7         D
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!   Too much? ...Yep
G        C                         G
No one fights like Gaston, Douses lights like Gaston
G                            C
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston
       Am                       Dm         Dm            G           Am
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver And beasts of the field say a prayer
         Am                    F             G#
First, I carefully aim for the liver, Then I shoot from behind
        G#                G
Is that fair? I don't care
       C                         G
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston
     G                       C
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
    Am                 D                     G# G               C
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits)   Ten points for Gaston!
Am                       G                    D                     G
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
Am                             G
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs
       F            D        G
So I'm roughly the size of a bar…ge!
G       C                      G
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston?
G                             G#
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
      Am                      D      D
I use antlers in all of my decorating
G            G G F G
Say it again
        D          D D C D
Who's a man among men?
          F          D            G                Am
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess?
        F            E          Am
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
             F          D          G             A7
There's just one guy in town, Who's got all of it down...

        Dm         G
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T...
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
                                                        G
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before...

[Outro]
C             G   C
Gaston!