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Colorectal Surgeon
C                 F      G
We praise the colorectal surgeon
C                F         G
Misunderstood and much maligned
C                  Am       F
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
C                G         C
Working where the sun don't shine

C               F         G    
Respect the colorectal surgeon
C             F         G   
It's a calling few would crave
    C                 Am   F            
Lift up your hands and join us
C               G      C             
Let's all do the finger wave

Am              F                 
When it comes to spreading joy
C             G     
There are many techniques
C              F    
Some spread joy to the world
C                     G     
And others just spread cheeks

    Am                   G
Some may think the cardiologist…
  Am         D                    
Is their best friend
       C          Am       F(strum once)    
But the colorectal surgeon knows... 
     C       G      C            
He'll get you in the end!

C           F      G     
Why be a colorectal surgeon?
C                   F       G                                        
It's one of those mysterious things.
C                Am     F          
Is it because in that profession
C               G    C   
There are always openings?

C                      F      G      
When I first met a colorectal surgeon
C               F     G   
He did not quite understand;
C           Am       F
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
C                  G           C        
But do you mind? We don't shake hands."

  Am                   F    
He sailed right through medical school
C               G    
Because he was a whiz
      Am                  F         
Oh but he never thought of psychology
      C           G    
When he read passages.

  Am       G    
A doctor he wanted to be
   Am               G         
For golf he loved to play,
C                    Am      F(strum once)            
But this is not quite what he meant.....
  C        G      C           
By eighteen holes a day!


C               F     G   
Respect the colorectal Surgeon
C                 F        G
Here and now we'll Raise a glass
C                      Am       F
For the rectal surgeon like the rectum
C                 G      C
Can tell a liquid from a gas

C                 F      G
We praise the colorectal surgeon
C                F         G
Misunderstood and much maligned
C                  Am       F
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
C                G         C
Working where the sun don't shine
 
 
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