Beelzeboss Chords by Tenacious D, www.Ultimate-Guitar.Com
H5 C5 D5 E5 F#5 G5 A5 Bb5
Beelze
Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
I am complete!
Both
Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
Beelze
Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
Yes you are fucked! Shit out of luck!
Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 A5
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5
This world will be mine, and you're first in line!
Bb5 A5 A5 Bb5 Bb5 A5 F#5 D5
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!
JB
B D F# G
Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
G D A
we challenge you to a rock off,
G D A
Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelze
B5 B5 B5
Fuck! fuck! Fuck!
D5 A5 B5
The Demon Code prevents me,
D5 A5 B5
From declining a rock-off challenge.
D5 A5 A E
What are your terms? What is the ca-ha-hatch?
JB
E
If we win,
E Am E
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
E Am F C G A
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelze
Am
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
JB
G
Then you can take Kage back to hell
KG
What!?
JB
Trust me Kage it's the only way
KG
What the fuck are you talkin about?
JB
C
To be your little bitch
Beelze
Fine!
B5 C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 B5
Let the rock off, begin! Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah!
C5 B5 D5C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 B5
I'm the devil I love metal!
C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 B5
Check this riff, it's fucking tasty!
B5
I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
D5
Whatever I 'got I'm 'gonna flaunt!
F#5 F#5 B5
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost!
B5
I can't wait to take Kage back to hell!
D5
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel!
F#5 F#5 B5
I'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel!
JB
D5
NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
KG
Gm Bb
There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece
JB
Listen to me-
KG
D Gm
He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
JB
God dammit Kage,
Gm
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
Bb
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
KG
Noo
JB
D Gm
Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
KG
Dude,
Gm
we've been through so much shit
JB
Eb
De-activated lasers with my dick
BOTH
Bb D
Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Gm
c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Gm
Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Eb Bb F
We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Gm
Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Eb Bb F
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Gm
C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Eb Bb F
OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
JB
Gm D
Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
Bb D
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
Gm D
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
Bb D
we will defeat you, for all mankind
Gm D
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
Bb F
you are the devil, we are the D
BOTH
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F
We are the D, We are the D
Gm D
We are the D, We are the D
Bb F G
We are the D, We are the D
Beelze
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Kage, You're comin with me!
G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5 F5 G5
Taste my lightning, fucker!
JB
Bb5 A5
No!
Beelze
Bb5 A5 Bb5
Ow! Fuck!
D5
My Fuckin' horn!
D5
Oh no!
JB
D5 D C# D C# D C# D
From whence you came, you shall remain,
D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D C# D
until you are, complete again!
Beelze
C5 B5 D5 C#5 E5 D#5 G5 F#5 C5 B5 D5 C#5
Nooooooo!
E5 D#5 G5 F#5
Fuck you Kage, and Fuck you Jables!
G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G5 F#5 G#5 D5 Dm
I'll get you, Tenacious D!
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About artist:
Tenacious D's music showcases Black's theatrical vocal delivery and Gass' acoustic guitar playing abilities.[3] Their songs discuss the duo's purported musical and sexual prowess, as well as their friendship and cannabis usage. Their debut self-titled album features absurd and humorous sketches.[4] Music critics have compared the storyteller-style lyrics of their songs to lyrics of rock opera.[5][6]
The band first gained popularity in 1999 when they starred in the self-titled Tenacious D, a television series on US cable network HBO, in which Black and Gass attempted to establish themselves as the "Greatest Band on Earth".[1] The series airs occasionally on Comedy Central and is available on their DVD, The Complete Masterworks. In addition, they have since recorded two albums, and starred in their own movie, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny.
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